i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it This fucked me up (via immalive-illegal)

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Annoying your dog is easily the #1 reason to have one.


“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

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it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely. unknown (via canhappenlove)

(via bellatrotman)

You have to learn to say no without feeling guilty. Setting boundaries is healthy. You need to learn to respect and take care of yourself. Unknown (via perfect)

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Other people are not medicine. It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

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